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[sheriffing]

I joined up with everyone who was quarantined while the team worked on a cure.

Anything is possible, but we were sent there to stop the virus. The mission was pretty specific, I'd say we're safe.

[offkey]

okay

i mean zombies and vampires are definitely on my

what's the opposite of a bucket list?

[sheriffing]

[ a fuck-it list.]

I think I could deal with vampires, but becoming a zombie wasn't exactly a lifegoal.

[offkey]

[ Definitely a fuck-it list. ]

vampires are creepy as hell

i dealt with one once

freaked the crap out of me

[sheriffing]

I've dealt with enough creepy things come to life to expect to encounter Dracula or Louis de Pointe du Lac or Count von Count someday.

Doesn't mean I'm hoping for it, though.

[offkey]

that sounds depressing

except that i can reaaaaally relate

lets hope the next mission just involves gathering a bouquet of hydrangeas or something

[sheriffing]

You can?

Or a pizza eating contest.

1/2

[offkey]

yeah unfortunately

i uh

met a vampire once

i never want to meet another vampire ever again

ever

in ever

for the rest of my life

2/2

[offkey]

oh

and yeah!

pizza eating contest would be AMAZING actually

why don't they have missions like that?